She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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