i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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