You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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