I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
