Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I looked at my own cervix.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
this is an emotional support booty call
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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