Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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