So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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