Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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