My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize
