There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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