Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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