I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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