im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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