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(203): View more from Connecticut

my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i never told you how having a club foot got me laid

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(850): View more from Florida

I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5

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(706): View more from Georgia

I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.

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(806): View more from Texas

All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"

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(201): View more from New Jersey

there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.

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(813): View more from Florida

You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time

(1-867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.

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