Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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