the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Holy shit dude........stairs
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
