News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Threesome in a minivan. New low
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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