Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Who wears a wallet chain?!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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