I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Randomize
