shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I need to align my fucking chakras
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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