please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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