on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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