i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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