Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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