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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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