you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
