so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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