kristin has been a bad kristin
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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