he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Randomize
