Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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