It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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