Nicole vs. Life
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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