I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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