i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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