There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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