its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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