i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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