Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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