let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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