What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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