No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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