I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
