so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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