I swear she didn't look like that last week.
now i know why i became what i already was.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
His hands were made for my vagina.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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