Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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