They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
