i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
