i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
