everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
His nipple licking is glorious
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