If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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