Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
A+ Viking dick
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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