WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
she told me i tasted like america
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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